INT KITCHEN EARLY IN THE EVENING

The Colonel in the kitchen microwaving a hotdog, the wife walks in.

COLONEL

You want a hotdog?

WIFE

yeah, but I want one of the bigger wieners.

COLONEL

but those don't fit in the buns.

WIFE

I like it when the wiener doesn't fit in the bun.

COLONEL

oh, yeah?

WIFE

I knew that didn't sound right as I said it.