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INT KITCHEN EARLY IN THE EVENING
The Colonel in the kitchen microwaving a hotdog, the wife walks in.
COLONEL
You want a hotdog?
WIFE
yeah, but I want one of the bigger wieners.
COLONEL
but those don't fit in the buns.
WIFE
I like it when the wiener doesn't fit in the bun.
COLONEL
oh, yeah?
WIFE
I knew that didn't sound right as I said it.